fonic_sight | second mystic arte • {voice/action for Violet}

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second mystic arte • {voice/action for Violet}

[There's the small clearing of a throat, before Jade launches straight into business talk. He's looking for answers to a few of the odd little mysteries of this world...]

Pardon me, I don't wish to be a bother but I've discovered a bit of a discrepancy between this world and the home world I've come from.

I apologize if this does sound a bit silly, but what is the purpose of that three hundred and sixty-sixth day every four years? I'm a tad surprised that this world has such a short year cycle, but I've failed to reach a conclusion on why there is that last day. That and... Months. Is there any reason why they've been broken into days as they have?

[Why aren't your calendars standard and orderly, Pokéworld?]

Time seems to pass the same way. I guess my world just circulates differently to this one.

[Private to Dist]

I'm sure you've noticed the difference with the amount of days in a year in this world. How are you accounting for it?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Yes, he did just hiss and he'll probably do it again.]

It's called Earth! And it uses the exact same calendar as thissss place!

[Wait a second. It's on the tip of his tongue. What was that guy's name?]

Earth. What an oddly simple name for a planet.

What do you mean sssimple? What's the name of your planet?

Earth. Another word for ground or soil, is it not? My planet is Auldrant.

Yes, it is. Because it's the ssstuff the planet is made of!

[Sort of.

Okay, he's pretty sure their name started with a J and he didn't like them. Any minute now that little light bulb is going to turn on.]

The top layer above the crust, yes. But not necessarily the rest of the mass inside.

[Almost there, Cobra! Three more letters...]

Of course! Everyone knows that!

[Wait.

Wait a second. He remembers now.

This can't be!]

Not you again! When did you get back here?

Again?

Oh, do you wish to tell me you knew of my... previous encounter here?

Your previous encounter? You don't remember being here before?

I do not. I was merely informed upon my arrival.

So you don't remember mailing me a toaster disguised as a high powered laser?

Oh, did I do something of the sort?

I'm sure I wouldn't have disguised it as anything if I had done so.

[He's glad you can't see him smiling over here. That sounds like something he'd do.]

Are you sure I hadn't sent you a high-powered laser disguised as a toaster? That sounds much more practical, seeing as most people can't send lasers through the common post.

Yes, you did! And yes, I'm sssure! I took it apart myself! And took the liberty of smashing the water gun you attached to it to pieces!

You most likely destroyed the laser when you smashed it.

There was no laser! There wasn't anything even resembling a laser! Just a toaster, a water gun, and ssssome other junk!

Oh... how unfortunate.

That's right! It is unfortunate! Unfortunate for you! Now that you've shown your face in Johto again, I can have my revenge!

Revenge? Because you destroyed your laser that I presumably went out of my way to send to you?

There was no laser! You tried to trick me, and for that you will sssssuffer!

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second mystic arte • {voice/action for Violet}

[voice] Hisssstorian was really lame sorry ):

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[voice] I am so sorry for this

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