fourth mystic arte • {video}

[fonic_sight]

[This is Jade. Jade is, surprisingly enough, in a hospital gown, looking uncharacteristically displeased with his current predicament. However, he is here to report on his findings, and report he shall.]

So a recent experiment has led me to the conclusion that one, indeed, does not perish upon mortal injury on this planet. Much like the creatures themselves, the humans and other inhabitants have inherited this similar ability... However, I've been assured that breaking of bones and other injuries do not have those same qualities to be healed with a potion or healing arte, much to anyone's dismay...

[So he didn't break his arm, at least. But that leads him into a small sigh, straightening a little in the bed. Honestly, he's sure he's fine now but he's too comfortable to get up.]

With that out of the way, I've noticed that a certain red-headed troublemaker by the name of Luke fon Fabre does not seem to be with us anymore. It's for the better, honestly, seeing as he was a little... unique. ['Special snowflake', is more like it, but Jade's being as close to nice as he can get for someone who just died. He shrugs his shoulders lightly, a small smile on his face. Secretly, he is glad Luke has returned home, but it is very secret.]

Unfortunately, not much else to report. I think I shall conclude here.


[Private to Dist]
Also, Saphir, when you're available, you wouldn't mind making a run to the library in this city, would you? Seeing as you've been here so long to become a Goldenrod expert, I'll need a bit of assistance. [Also known as 'come visit me, bring me a book, Jade is bored'.]

Comments

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Oh, what a sssshame. I'm sssorry to hear that your experiment was a complete failure.

[Video]

[fonic_sight]

Thank you. I appreciate all of your condolences.

Granted, were I to expect it to succeed, I would have asked for your assistance.

[A+ smile.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Cobra's not quite falling for that one, Jade.]

You should have asked me thisss time. I would have happily volunteered to attempt to end your existence.

[Video]

[fonic_sight]

[He laughs. Oh you're cute.]

I wouldn't want an amateur attempting to end my existence, but I thank you for the offer. You're truly far too kind.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Amateur? You must have missstaken me for someone else! I am hardly an amateur at exterminating annoyances!

[Video]

[fonic_sight]

If that's the case, then I do wonder how you're still alive and well talking to me here. But, ah yes, the magic of this world.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What is that supposed to mean?

[Video]

[fonic_sight]

Oh... nothing. No need to concern yourself with the follies of an old man.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Do not tell me what I don't need to be concerned about! I will be the judge of that! Me! And no one else!

[Video]

[fonic_sight]

Oh, I hadn't meant to offend. I appreciate that you care so much about my well-being.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What?

I do not care about your well-being!

[Video]

[fonic_sight]

But you just admitted to it yourself. Don't tell me you're going back on your word.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What? No, I didn't! I ssssaid no such thing!