[He can already hear the slight panic in his old friend's voice, and by that look in his eyes, he knows this will be a lot stranger than he first thought. It also means he'll have to find some way to explain it. Ugh.]
You may be experiencing a brain injury, seeing as you've underestimated your own stubborn ability to survive.
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You may be experiencing a brain injury, seeing as you've underestimated your own stubborn ability to survive.